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I’m full of Christmas semen, I don’t know what that is but it’s hot
It’s a sparkling orgasm, inside an oatmeal cookie shot
And when I put my Santa hat on it’s a needle full of Christmas glee
Coating my house in frilly shit
and Disney trademark intellectual property

Cause it’s snowing
I love shopping
and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Christmas
Setting up the lights
So my fucking house sings
cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Christmas
If Christmas was living
I’d fuck it to death
and then consume it’s body
For it’s Christmas breath
cause it’s growing
I’m not stopping
I fufufufucking love Christmas!!!